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Differences between the issues. Issue 1.
Physical release | Digital release |
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The Heart of a Thief | Stealing by Numbers |
Born into a family of master thieves, an orphaned Sly Cooper and his trusted crew uphold an ancient family code: "Only by stealing from a master criminal can you call yourself a master thief." | Born into a family of master thieves, an orphaned Sly Cooper and his trusted crew plunder from villains around the world and uphold an ancient family code: "Only by stealing from a master criminal can you truly be a master thief!" |
"The Heart of a Thief" | "Stealing by Numbers" |
Monaco 8:52 PM | Nightfall |
"Behind every fortune is a crime, and behind the best crime is a great team." That's what Dad used to say. | Dad always said-- "Never act before the sun goes down". This is the time of day that I miss him the most. |
This is when I miss him most. | Time to go to work. |
Being a thief, darkness can be your greatest ally. | Dad would have been able to this off single-handedly. |
That and a couple of trustworthy friends. | Well, I might not be as skilled as him... |
The key to success is a quiet entry. | ...But at least I've brought along some friends. |
Bentley? You there? I'm in position. I can see Dimitri's mansion. | Are you there, Bentley? I'm within visual range of Dimitri's mansion. |
I'm here but I don't like what I'm seeing, Sly. Not one bit. | I'm here. From what I've managed to get out of the security system, the grounds are heavily guarded. |
The grounds are crawling with guards. | I'd recommend a second story entry. |
Okay then. I'm going for the roof. | Second story entry. |
Dad would have been proud of that move. | Story of my life. |
Definitely a keeper. | At least it's what I'm good at. |
Not one of my best landings. | Ugly landing, but it'll have to do-- |
--To get me to the roof. | |
Nice pad for an art-school dropout. | Just like Dad always said-- |
Dimitri, you may be rich but you're not too bright. | "Start from the top and work your way down." |
Oh my precious. Even the finest art cannot compare to you my dear. | My dear, this engagement party is exquisite. |
Da world is taken by our storm. | With my fine art collection and your means, we'll take the world by storm. |
Oh my beautiful Dimitri. You are my most treasured work. | Oh, my urbane prince. Thanks to you, everyone who's anyone is here at our fabulous party. |
Look at this party! It's like we own monaco. Anyone who is anyone is here-- | We're the toast of all Monaco! After tonight, we're sure to be the headline of the society page. |
Including Carmelita Fox! So happy you accepted my invitation, Inspector. | Inspector Fox, I'm so happy you accepted my invitation... |
How could I say no, Ms. D'Oinkeau? | My pleasure, Ms. D'Oinkeau. |
Don't you just love our most glorious collection? | I feel so much better with you on watch. |
Yes, money can buy you the best of things. But what good is money-- | You see, my sweet Dimitri has one of the finest art collections in all of Europe. |
--Without someone who really knows how to spend it? My fiance has a unique vision for treasures. I don't know how he does it. | He seems to have a unique gift in acquiring the most exotic pieces. How he does it is a mystery... |
Must be your charm, angel. | ...I think it's his charm. |
Allow me to introduce you to the real reason you're here, the world's most valuable engagement gift, | So, as an engagement gift, I've presented him with my most treasured piece-- |
Wow, It's uh-- I'm speechless. | Wow. It is impressive. |
Must be like looking in da mirror for you, my portly sausage. | It is as exquisite as you are heinous, my porky princess. |
This statue means the world to me. It's going to be safe tonight, right Inspector? | So you see, Inspector-- I'd hate for anything to happen to it. |
Ms. D'Oinkeau, tonight is a night of celebration. Your statue is safe with me. | No need to worry, Ms. D'Oinkeau. I'm on the job. No one is going to get near that statue. |
Mmm' better be, Foxy. That's da only reason I be marrying this annoying pile of pork. | Yes, Inspector, protect my new treasure... It's sure to make me rich! |
Upstairs... | Back upstairs... |
Will they ever learn? Just because it's secure on the ground-- | Why do they always put security only on the ground floor? |
--Doesn't mean that's the only way in. | If it were up to me, I'd have a bunch of security up here-- |
Wait a minute. They're not security! | --Forging fine art?!? |
He's seen us! GET HIM BOYS!! | He's seen the operation! GET HIM!! |
Something's rotten around here. | Better act fast before they get it together! |
You're not playing very nice, boys. | No wonder these guys weren't on the registry-- |
Forging fine art? Now that's low. | --They're working off the books! |
Ouch! | Whoa. |
Artists can be so sensitive. | That was too close... |
This one is for you, Picasso!! | I can't spend much more time up here. |
Wow, that was close! | Got to keep on schedule-- |
Looks like he's been harboring some pent up anger. | --And quit trying to take these guys on one at a time! |
Why don't you let me help you release some of that rage. | "When things heat up, get some elevation." Just like Dad always said. |
Oh-- | That was close. |
--Should have stuck to making your own art. | I can't believe I took them out... |
Alright, back to the schedule. I didn't come here to teach the ethics of stealing art. | ...Lucky break. Next time I'd better pay attention-- And don't get caught unaware in a room full of guards. |
Bentley? The upstairs quadrant has been compromised. | Bentley, come in-- The approach vector has been compromised. |
Switching to Plan B. | We need to switch to Plan B-- |
You copy, Bentley? | Repeat-- |
PLAN B! | --PLAN B! |
Copy that, Sly! | I hear you, Sly! |
Back at the main gallery... | The main gallery... |
Monsieur Dimitri. Mademoiselle Oinkeau. Excuse us, please. | Monsieur! Mademoiselle! Excuse us! |
What's the problem? And it's D'Oinkeau, thank you. | Yes? |
There has been a security breech upstairs. The intruder has been apprehended. He's being held in the attic. | We've apprehended an intruder in the attic. He's bound and gagged. |
He fits the description of Sly Cooper. | He fits the description of the thief Sly Cooper. |
Here?!? | Sly Cooper? Here? |
Great work, fellas. Let's beat it, shall we? Da party be swinging. | Uh... Nice job boys! Er... Ladies, what say we have a drink to celebrate his capture..? |
Inspector, I insist. Da situation is being dealt with proper. Now let's roll. | Uh.. Inspector... No need to go... My security has already dealt with it... |
My apologies, Monsieur Dimitri but I've waited years to bust that ring-tailed rat! | No dice, Monsieur Dimitri. I've waited years to bust this guy! |
Uh, Inspector-- | B-but I insist! |
Now, it's very dangerous. You really should stay with da party. | Inspector! I must insist that you stay with the party! |
A real criminal? How intoxicating. | A criminal! How exciting! |
Oh, I've been waiting for this day-- | Finally some action... |
Uh, since we both can't be flaking on the soiree, I'll best be checking just to see dat things are grooving-- | Ah... well... the party looks like it could use some ice. I'll just slip out and fetch some... |
Always thinking, pumpkin. See you soon. | Don't be long, my sweet! |
FREEZE COOPER! | I GOT YOU, COOPER! |
Paint? Easels? Canvases? This looks like-- | An art studio? Why is Dimitri-- |
NO! Can it be?! Dimitri?! A forger??! | My Dimitri is a forger?!? |
Sure seems that way-- | It appears so... |
But I thought they said Sly Cooper was tied up here?! | Which one of these men is Sly Cooper? |
They did, Beverly. But it appears we've been led astray. | None of them, Beverly. It appears those security guards have misled us... |
You can run, Sly Cooper. But you can't hide. | ...Why is it we always seem to fall for men's lies? |
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